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 __ Members of the Media __ Editor: Shuan Khor Assistant Editor: Rachel Ling IT Team: Bettina Boo, Brittany Stevens, Evie Yeap, Morgan Mansell Journalists: Angela Knight, Eliza Hendren, Jessica Pergaminelis, Penelope Townshend Filmmakers: Annie Wang, Esther Lee Photographers: Bryndyll Hornett-Devers, Candice Ung   After reading Politix Girl's scathing comments, the Rainbows have been 'seriously offended'. It appears that in light of the claims and stories published by Politix Girl, the Rainbow Party have shut ranks and denied any allegations.
 * Rainbow's Thin Skin**

 The Green Party ,who are meant to be caring for the environment, have been seen destroying plants. The so-called environmentally minded Greens have been ripping branches off trees in desperation to collect votes. They are using the plants as decoration and props to promote their own party and the Paparazzi Press is left wondering at this hypocritical turn by the Greens.
 * Destructive Greens**

 The Liberals, who have kept to themselves in their room, have just been discovered planning an attack. The group was seen making millions of paper aeroplanes for a surprise attack on the other parties. This is just another pathetic attempt to knock out the other parties.
 * Blue Bombers**

**No rainbows shining in RainbowLand** <span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left">The Rainbow party looks to be in dire straits, with apparently no supporters less than one day out until the votes are cast. Their policies, which include students going to class ‘when they feel like’ and legalising marijuana, appear to be unpopular with voters, with most of them opting to vote instead for the ALP or the Liberal/National parties. It’s a worrying trend for the fringe Rainbow party, who will need to garner all the votes they can to have an influence in Parliament

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left">**Rainbow Rampage** Distraught ALP members have reported that their signs are being torn down by the Rainbows. “It’s horrible,” one member says, “we put in so much effort”. Why the rainbows have suddenly decided to attack is as yet undiscovered but it could be because they are just behind the ALP in the pre-election polls. Other reports say that the Liberals are following in this trend. Could the fear of loss be pushing these parties to desperate measures?

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left"> In a interview with a supposedly loyal member of the ALP party, said member was asked – ‘Has labour really got flavour?’ Her quick reply was ‘No, we only used it because it rhymed’ followed by a coquettish giggle. When later questions revealed I was in fact reporting for the media she changed her mind. She told me that they in fact did have “flayva” and reverted to saying that ‘ALP [was] the key’. When questioned on this issue, Labor leader, Sharnan Rayner, quotes: “They just haven’t tasted it yet.” Is this a sign of segregation in the labor party? Although some members are clearly leading the way controlling the party, some members are certainly not in agreement. Although this member tried to cover this up in loyalty to the party, it is clear she was not truly in belief that the ALP was advertising to here liking. In all their work trying to advertise their slogans, has the ALP not truly looked into the message they are giving the public and their own party? So do you the public really want to have a taste of what the labours will be like in government, though they are not truly working as a whole? If this party becomes our government, will you trust a party who has members that do not truly believe in their own policies? You decide – have your say in the PLC 2008 election.
 * Labor’s Dying Flavour**

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left"> The rainbow party have been keeping a tight lip on their party information and policies, going so far as to shut a door in one reporter’s face. However, an inside informant (who will remain unnamed for privacy purposes) did let one of their main policies slip. This secret policy appears to involve the legalization of the illegal drug, marijuana. They believe that marijuana should become legal because “if it’s legal then it won’t be cool to smoke it, so we will actually be reducing its usage”. The source then goes on to explain that “marijuana is from a natural source unlike some other illegal drugs – so we know that what we’re eating is good because it comes from nature”. Believe it or not the source is from a high position in the party and secretly exposed this story to the media. Although they are yet to expose any other policies it seems the Rainbow Party is truly expanding their political issues. From the start this party has not followed the political trends and it looks like they will be setting straight some issues that they themselves see as important.
 * The Rainbow Pot Plan**

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left"> Whatever the slander, we’ve heard it all…or so we thought. Racism? That’s old news. Genocide? Who wants to copy Hitler? Now the Liberal and National Coalition have joined the club by releasing a new campaign slogan ‘Jesus was a liberal’. When a member of the Labour Party was asked what she thought of this, her instant facial expression was that of disgust. “It’s an insult” she said “to all the religious people out there”. Another person from the Greens said, with the same look of disgust, “It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird and it’s also a sin to mock a religious figure, especially one as important as Jesus.” When questioned about their slogan, a liberal member commented, “Who cares?” It’s an absolutely outrageous comment coming from the people who … want to run your country? If the Liberals make it to parliament, will they continue with this mocking humour? “I hope not,” says former Greens Member of Parliament, Caitlin Mason. “They need to collect back up evidence before they make allegations like these”. Another Liberal described the comment to mean, “Jesus is inside of us, so in a way he is a Liberal”. Then why did you say he was a liberal? Are you saying he is no longer inside of you? This is just another cover up for the blasphemous libel made in their campaign. How can we trust that they won’t do it again?
 * Liberal Mockers**

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left"> Members of the Liberal Party were spotted yesterday stealing public rubbish bins. It has been thought they are using these blue bins to help them in their campaign. Eye witnesses have told us that they stole up to four bins. Three of the thieves have been identified and will be questioned by police. If anyone knows anything about this crime they should immediately contact Crime Stoppers. Do we really want thieves running our country?
 * Liberals Are Thieves**

<span style="display: block; font-family: Georgia,serif; text-align: left"> It has been found that a majority of the staff at Presbyterian ladies’ College are favouring the Labor party. An anonymous reader has given supporting evidence that this shocking discovery is true. At an announcement made by the staff earlier they clearly showed their support of the ALP. A teacher who will remain unnamed has told the party of her disappointment with the attitudes of the rainbow and greens party. She said she was very impressed with the ALP website and how they were advertising their slogans. This is yet another source saying they are in favour of Labor. At the moment our sources agree that Labor is leaving the other parties in their dust. After making an announcement over the loudspeaker for the first time ever it shows that their new innovative campaign tricks are leading the way. At this moment it seems that the ALP have collected enough support to win this campaign. //Contact us: plc.paparazzi@hotmail.com//
 * Teachers Favour Labor**