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12:50pm August 06th, 2008
 * Spotted!**

Spotted: **S**, **T**, **M** and **J** battling it out on the lawn near the carpark. Careful, girls…b*tch-slapping ruins complexions. Speaking of which, why the long face, **T**? Public speaking not your cup of tea? Looks like **M**’s not a big fan of the soapbox either. Maybe she needs another high to get h er up from rock bottom. But don’t worry, **M**, you’re not alone…Little **J** is down in the polls too. She’s certainly proved that pride does come before fall. But there’s one girl who hasn’t fallen so far, and that’s our very own, Queen **S**. I sure hope that **S** doesn’t win by a landslide, because everyone knows that there’s nothing that I love more than a good catfight. The election is coming to a close, and everyone’s waiting for the crowning of the **it** girl.

Who will make up? Who will break up? Until then, you know you love me

XOXO Politix Girl

10:35am August 06th, 2008
 * Spotted!**

Spotted: **T** sitting on the Quad steps. Word is, she’s a nervous wreck. Don’t fret, **T**. We all have bad hair days, but even your GHD can’t save you now. A **green** victory could be just around the corner for **J** and her forest of trees. When 32% of the school wants to be your best friend, its hard not to let it get to your ego. Watch out, **J**…can you still fit your head through the door? Looks like the newly dethroned **S** and her army are trying to bribe their way to the top of the polls. Too bad they’re targeting the teachers and not the actual students. Tut, tut, tut **S**…didn’t your mommy ever tell you not to talk to strangers? And keep a look out for **M**’s back up dancers prancing down the corridors with their ribbons and stripper poles. Rainbow? More like Rain-**ho**.

I hear this one’s gonna be a rough ride. You know you love me

XOXO Politix Girl **Spotted!**  August 05th, 2008

Spotted: **S**’s ALP minions making a deal with the devil...or should I say the **green** devil. Be careful what you wish for, **S**...**J** sure does strike a tough one, doesn’t she? **M** and **J** outside the student dining room conspiring…or were they flirting? We doubt **J** even knows what that is. They say its preferential voting, but with **M**’s track record, who knows what it really is? I hear she even hired Katy Perry to write the Rainbow’s theme song. Do the Rainbows really think they can take on Queen **S** and her ALP posse? Poor **T**, looks like it might not be a Liberal victory after all. You may have won your way to the top of your party, but what makes you think you’re so popular everywhere else? And what’s this? **M** and **J** eat **meat**? One word. O-M-F-G. Maybe it’s not all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows after all...

Hold on to your hats girls, this looks like it’s going to be a wild one... You know you love me

XOXO Politix Girl